Of pals, global economics and thong underwear in no special order

 

I was thinking of going all gratuitous with this blog and ponder the question of thongs and the women who either wear them or refuse, for a number of reasons, to wear them (it’s important in both cases). Then I caught myself and decided that the world is a dodgy place these days, so there is no room for questionable innuendo and suggestion when there are so many serious matters, like the global economy, or lack thereof, to be considered.

Therefore, I decided in lieu to write about men who hang out with men, instead. I’m talking straight men, by the way.

 II was sitting solo in a favorite coffee joint this morning, sipping my Tall Cardio Challenge Blend and pondering the verities of life – like the global economy and/or thongs, for that matter – when a group of middle aged guys strolled in, chatting amiably with one another.

I had seen the group together and had sometimes wondered about the reason for the gathering. I knew a couple of them slightly, though not all, and I knew they were heterosexual males in various professional callings, like teachers, academics, and so forth. I guess the point that perplexes me is to see a group of guys who prefer the company of men sufficiently to meet up on a regular basis. In other words, to ‘hang out.’ Maybe I’m missing something in my life, was the thought that crossed my mind.

To hang out with no particular purpose other than whatever bond they had. They aren’t members of a team of some sort. That would make sense – you know, post touch-football or golf. They aren’t all in the same sort of business, so it wasn’t a conference situation. No, it seems they’re just buddies. I guess that’s kind of nice, in a way. Nice, but I don’t understand it.

Don’t misconstrue what I’m saying here. I have no objections to my own sex. I have a few good male friends whom I cherish deeply. Periodically I’ll go for lunch or coffee with one or another of those guys. It’s just that I have very little desire to buddy-up in a group any longer. In fact, I haven’t much wanted to since I was about 18.

At an earlier stage in life when girls are still something of an alien species – beautiful and tempting, but real scary – guys hang out. They take comfort in their maleness and they do male things like play sports, ride around in cars, talk about cars, talk about sports, and generally eat, burp and fart a lot. It’s part of the process of growing up. It’s healthy. But, past a certain age, it becomes boring and tiresome.

And then there comes a day when girls are not only less scary (they do remain, however, always a bit scary, and that’s part of their charm), but also their company is infinitely more desirable for not just the obvious reason, but because they smell nice, look great, and open the male up to realms he hadn’t really considered in the past – like sensitivity. It’s great. In that regard I probably have more ‘gal-pals’ than male ones and that suits me just fine. One told me once that I was well in touch with my ‘feminine side’. I wondered if that made me gender questionable, but she assured me that it was only that I seemed to understand females. Hah, I thought. No male really understands women, but that is a different matter. Even Freud didn’t know what women really want. Anyway, I took her comment as a compliment.

After I had made those discoveries, I no longer wanted to hang with a group of guys. My good friends stayed good friends, but the rest of the gang went their separate ways and I’ve never really missed them. Since adulthood I’ve always preferred the company of females. Some of my best friends are female, and I generally trust their counsel. The females in my life have been good to me. Even my ex wives, despite our domestic problems, were and are good people, and they generally (with a few notable behavioral exceptions – yikes!) treated me with more kindness and compassion than most males are capable of doing. My wife of today is truly my best friend, and I would always prefer to be in her company than in any male’s. There are things that I would tell my wife, or a female friend, that I would never tell another guy. Another guy just wouldn’t understand, even if he’d been through the same things himself. And if he had, he wouldn’t admit it.

“So, Frank, I just have to share this with you. My wife and I are having problems communicating and I’m feeling in a lot of pain and I need some comfort from somebody I’m close to. I need to unload my innermost anxieties and give vent to my deeper feelings of angst and fear that she is going to leave me.”

“Gee, Ralph. That’s tough. How about them (name your team and sport here), huh?”

See what I mean. A woman, on the other hand, if Ralph were to come to her with the same scenario, would be all sympathy and caring, even if she didn’t know Ralph very well. In fact, with two males, under ordinary circumstances, the situation wouldn’t have even occurred. Ralph would have been afraid of appearing weak.

 So, that’s why I like girls. Also because they smell nice. And because some of them wear thongs, and some don’t.

 

 

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5 responses to “Of pals, global economics and thong underwear in no special order

  1. I wish there were more like you in the world, Ian…

  2. Why thank you. That’s a lovely compliment.

  3. I know we both read Life by Keith Richards and I found it fascinating that he was one of those guys that puts far more effort into having guy buddies than into any other type of relationship (women, family). I’ve always been surrounded by guys like you and know very few “men’s men.” Interesting that you brought this up because I was thinking a lot about that after reading that book.
    And thongs are gross.

  4. Like Geewits, most men i know aren’t “buddy” guys. I actually spend more time with girlfriends than Mr. Jazz hangs out with “the guys”. He has a few good male friends, but doesn’t much do the guy thing.

    And thongs? Tried ’em. I hate the wedgie thing. I don’t care what you say, you DO feel them in your butt. So yeah, ewww.

  5. Geewits/Jazz: I think I would get along well with your respective partners because both seem like my breed of cat. But, since you are the sort of women you are, it doesn’t entirely surprise me about the sort of man you are attracted to and comfortable with . Guys like I am, for example.

    As for thongs. No, I am not that enchanted except on a very youthful bum. I honestly can find grannie pants sexier, if truth be known. Maybe I’m weird. And I think the wedgie thing must be a bit obnoxious.

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